OK so there's this girl...

For argument's sake, we'll call her Lafonda. So, Lafonda was my best friend when Felicia was here. Then, Felicia went off to college and Lafonda had a boyfriend. Whenever Lafonda has a boyfriend she never really has time for her other friends. So, I let it be. Then, I realized, even when she was single or they were having problems she never ever talked to me about it. So, basically, we hadn't been friends since Felicia left. Felicia came home for the summer and I felt bad for making her divide her time between Lafonda and me so I decided to try to be Lafonda's friend again. Lafonda was telling me that I'm boy crazy and I need to stop being so boy crazy. Ok. Whatever. Well, there was this guy, named Yoshi. Yoshi had a friend named Mario. Lafonda and I had met the two of them bowling one night. I dated Mario and never quite understood what happened with Lafonda and Yoshi. Well, Lafonda, Felicia, and I went to youth group one night and then Yoshi texted her. I asked her what was going on with him and she said she just wanted him to leave her alone. Via Facebook, Yoshi and I had a conversation. In this conversation, I explained to him that Lafonda just wanted him to stay away and he should leave Lafonda alone. He then started trying to get with me, so I told him we could be friends. Yoshi and his other friend Luigi came over one night for a game night. I liked Luigi, but Yoshi still really liked me. Yoshi, Luigi, and Lafonda's friend Cinderella were going to the movies one night. I felt bad for Yoshi because Luigi & Cinderella were going to make him feel like a third wheel, so I went along as Yoshi's FRIEND. After the movie, we went back to Yoshi's house and lo and behold, Lafonda called him and decided to come over. I could tell she was pissed at me for being there in the first place and hanging out with Yoshi. But why on earth did she say she just wanted him to stay away and yet still be "talking to him?"

Lafonda and I are no longer friends. Felicia and I however remain best friends and since Lafonda was my best friend I still like to keep tabs on how she is and what she's been up to. Felicia is almost fed up with her and I'm currently trying to understand why they're still even friends.

That's it.

xoxo

Ashley